May 2013
lindsaychrist:
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
grimelords:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
“I knew that I had come face to face with someone whose mere personality was so...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via larmoyante)
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
robmcdon:
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit
JESUS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
“You can’t go on like you’re going to start really living one day, like all this...”
– Perry Moore (via themilkywhiteway)
cozely:
I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
“Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.”
– Frank Ocean (via quirky-fairy)
roseplated:
CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
“People change and forget to tell each other.”
– Lillian Hellman (via mariannapaige)
“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”
– David Ramirez, Fires (via perfect)
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
